To Do

Updated June 13, 2010

Mostly I want to annoy Howard Stern because he annoys me so much.

You might say I could just avoid him, but sometimes, that’s actually kind of hard to do. Like when you work in a video rental store when his movie comes out, or when the receptionist at the desk of the gym puts on his radio show every time you’re there to work out, or when your friends like him and insist on watching him on television when you’re hanging out at their house.