To Do

307. Plan the perfect crime and sell it to Hollywood for a movie

Updated June 1, 2009 What is the perfect crime? It certainly doesn’t involve murdering anyone. Stealing from the rich and giving to the poor, a la Robin Hood? Doing over some dirty bird who really deserves it? Getting away with a funny and nasty trick? I suppose I’ll have to settle on the perfect crime […]

294. Have something named after me

No story here yet.

273. Be invited to the White House

Searching for answers on how one goes about getting invited to the White House reveals some pretty humorous takes on it. But in the end, you just have to do something for your country, I think.

262. Be on the cover of Time magazine

I want it to be recognition of something amazing.

261. Get quoted in a major magazine

Updated April 13, 2009 I guess different people have different definitions of what a ‘major’ magazine is, so maybe just a national magazine will do here. I must be an expert on something people would want to hear me speak about – like maybe web sites or knitting or to do lists.

250. Have my own radio show

Listening to talk radio is the perfect distraction when you’re working on a knitting or embroidery project.

244. Have my name mentioned on national television

Updated January 21, 2009 Hopefully it will be a good mention, not some announcement about how I stole millions of dollars from some hapless investors and then disappeared.

199. Attend a Hollywood premier

Updated January 2010 I’m right here, I can’t believe this one hasn’t been checked off the list yet. These premiers, they happen just up the street. Maybe I could just show up and they’d let me in. Maybe you have to “know somebody” or be involved in the movie in some way. I have no […]

160. Write a letter to a public figure that I admire

There are so few public figures to admire these days, but I haven’t given up hope.

40. Crash a ritzy party

Updated August 23, 2009 Apparently, the secret to crashing a ritzy party is to act like you belong there. People will shy away from questioning you if you act entitled. I tend to be somewhat of a shrinking violet, so I’m not sure I could pull it off. Though, living in Los Angeles, I surely […]

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