To Do

580. Be in the Guinness Book of World Records

Updated December 11, 2009 Longest Ear Hair? Um, I certainly hope not. Largest Collection of Traffic Cones? Where would I keep them all? Most Tattooed Person? No, two tattoos is enough for me. Most Ferrero Rocher chocolates eaten in one minute? Now you’re talking. Seven? That’s it? I’m pretty sure I could beat that one. […]

569. Have an ice cream flavor named after me

Updated May 4, 2009 Yes, I would like to be as famous as Cherry Garcia or Phish Phood or One Sweet Whirled. I think it should be the ultimate vanilla ice cream – Mexican vanilla beans, with bits of rich vanilla shortbread and maybe creamy white chocolate chips.

554. Shake hands with the President of the United States

Updated August 23, 2009 Sometimes shaking hands with the President is just a matter of being in the right place at the right time – being at a rally or a convention where he or she is campaigning. Other times, it’s an honor and a priviledge – you’ve done something wonderful or heroic or generous […]

540. Write a letter to the editor praising someone in public life

Updated November 15, 2009 The world seems to have gone a little mad – there are dozens of TV shows and web sites dedicated to nothing more than ridiculing people in public life and showcasing all the stupid and crazy things that they do. With all of that mess going on, it’s hard to find […]

492. Construct a crossword puzzle and submit it to a newspaper

Updated March 21, 2010 I’m not a big fan of crossword puzzles, so I’m not sure what I was thinking when I thought of creating one of my own to submit to a newspaper. I know that literally thousands of different crossword puzzles are published everyday, but that just amazes me because it must take […]

461. Call a radio talk show

I’d like to share a story or a view point on a radio talk show.

451. Hold up an attention-getting sign outside the “Today Show” window

Updated June 20, 2010 I don’t get to watch much of the Today Show, maybe about 10-15 minutes while I’m eating breakfast in the morning, but one of my favorite parts of the show is when one of the reporters talks to the people standing outside in the crowd, wearing special T-shirts or holding up […]

429. Put my hands in Marilyn Monroe’s handprints at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre

Attempted February 2010 and August 2004 I must be a total ditz or something, because I’ve gone to Mann’s Chinese theatre (or is it Grauman’s Chinese Theatre?) twice now, attempting to do this and I can’t seem to locate Marilyn’s hand prints. I’ve found lots of other stars footprints and handprints, but I can’t seem […]

417. Have a love affair with a movie star

Updated April 19, 2009 This goal makes me think of that hilarious episode of Friends where they each get a list of seven celebrities they can sleep with and have it not be considered cheating. Who are my list of seven? The seven movie stars that are amazingly talented, gorgeous men who want to have […]

398. Sign autographs

Just to be famous enough that people want my autograph.

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