To Do

To Do

273. Be invited to the White House

My Story

Updated November 28, 2010

Out of curiosity, I Googled “how to get invited to white house”, since I really had no idea how to go about it. Pulling on the wisdom of Google, here, apparently, are some of my options:

  • Be a war hero (courtesy of eHow)
  • Play on the heartstrings of the administration (courtesy of eHow)
  • Have fake boobs (courtesy of The Insider)
  • Be a total douche bag (courtesy of The Insider)
  • Be a cast member of The Apprentice (courtesy of Amy’s Robot)
  • Donate money to the winning candidate’s campaign (courtesy of WikiAnswers)
  • Do something noteworthy for the country (courtesy of WikiAnswers)

Well, I’m not in the military and have come to believe that there’s no successful way to fight violence with more violence. I’m not going to fake interest in any issues. I don’t have (and never wil have) fake boobs, and I’m too nice to be a douche bag. I won’t ever be on The Apprentice, and I don’t have much money.

So I guess I have to do something noteworthy for my country… can’t say as I didn’t already know that before I started this research.

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