90. Go skinny dipping
Completed August 2004
Wild things are bound to happen when you spend time with a Mermaid.
You know how this goes. You’re sitting around talking, you have a few glasses of wine. You decide to go up on the roof of your building to appreciate the view of the Hollywood sign and the LA skyline. But while you’re up there, looking around, the blue of the pool seems inviting, with the moonlight flickering on the ripples.
No bathing suit? No problem. As long as you can figure out how to turn the hot tub on and avoid the glances of the drunk boy who keeps returning to his patio to see what he can see, beer in hand.
But then everyone knows that Mermaids are drawn to water.