547. Get a full-body tan
Completed May 2005
I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking about me sneaking around on rooftops and nude beaches, sunning away.
Allow me to burst your bubble. First, I am a red head with freckles. I do not tan. I simply get more freckles. I used to think that I could actually get enough freckles that they would touch and I would look tanned. That never really worked out for me.
Second, being naked in public does not appeal to me.
So, how did I get my full-body tan? Self-tanning lotion.
While you might think that this is a waste, there is something wonderful about having a full-body tan. It’s the same kind of feeling you get from wearing a fabulous fire-engine-red pedicure under your wool socks and boots in the middle of winter, or wearing ridiculously expensive exquisite lingerie under your business suits.